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Meeting Haiku

Meetings. The scourge of the business workplace. The necessary evil that sucks up time and people. The black hole of early morning and after lunch sleepy people and never ending powerpoint slides. Here are some haiku to commemorate these wonderful time sinks.

chair, floor, sit, or stand
anathema of nature
meetings eat my soul

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neverending slides
falling leaves freeze in midair
meeting without end


quick morning meeting
nodding off into coffee
more meetings to come

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brief call for catch up
hidden evil by new name
this is a meeting


meeting ends, questions?
eyes darting for upraised hands
please don't prolong hell

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voices droning on
attention lost without care
oh no, I have to pee


recursion debate
same topics for next meeting
recursion debate

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